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meg's avatar

in terms of your first link - magazines need to let writers be a little mean again! I loved reading celebrity profiles from people like taffy brodesser-akner and caity weaver because we got beautiful editorial pics WITH the author's genuine (and funny!) opinion about the subject. these days profiles seem to be one more toothless brand extension of a celebrity, instead of an interesting analysis of their persona + celebrity culture at large

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Madison's avatar

I will never not think about Caity Weaver’s profile of Justin Bieber and her lines about Hailey (then rumored girlfriend of Justin) doing nothing: “Hailey is in his room. She is the only one in his room (except for Esther the dog, who smells incredible). When we enter, Hailey is wearing a black crop top and tight black pants, sitting on a pristinely made bed. She is doing nothing—no TV, no book, no phone, no computer, no music, no oil paints, nothing.” https://www.gq.com/story/justin-bieber-gq-interview

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meg's avatar

oh absolutely, if anything lives rent-free in my brain it is this description!

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Crying 😂😂😂. This is it!

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Miller Henry Grace's avatar

Sounds like nothing much, some would argue that she's being there might be enough for some...she might smelled incredible too lol 😁💯

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Yes!!! I think because the magazines hold so little power rn they don’t feel they can get away with that, which really is a shame. What’s frustrating is that we don’t get a different perspective on these people than we’d get on socials and stuff. So what’s the added value ?!

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Miller Henry Grace's avatar

True, the times of insightful celebrity profiles were one could receive genuine insights are over, these days it feels like brand extensions who sell something or whatever, maybe it's a story or product or lifestyle, equally many in the 21st century have woken up to the fact they might don't play such a huge role in their personal lives either, I don't know but I have...🤓📚🔖💯

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Yupp! We already know all we need to know about them thanks to social media. Where there’s no mystery there’s no value !

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Martha's avatar

What the fuck is that Harper Collins AI deal??!!?!!?! This newsletter keeps giving such depressing publishing news (in a good way. good work keep it up it’s not your fault the publishing industry is going down the toilet. xoxox)

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

I think we forget that these are massive corporations that are barely making money lol. Not surprised

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Martha's avatar

It’s always a heartbreaking reminder that they are massive corporations and not people who love books

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Katie Stone's avatar

my hottest take: I'm not anti the Seed toilet stool

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Martha's avatar

I agree it’s kinda chic

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Haha not you too

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Miller Henry Grace's avatar

Wow 🤔💯

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Of course you’re not Katie!

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alexis raine's avatar

I sent the section on 'news-influencers' to my PR professors, I'm sure they'll find it as insightful as I did. Love love love how detailed and relevant your posts are! Also, I need more film companies to catch on to A-24's merch strategy bc their coffee table books are GORG!

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Thanks for all the feedback and I hope it resonates with them. A24 is endlessly fascinating to me. All that merch!!

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rebecca ince's avatar

"When I think of GLP-1s, I picture them in serif, and if you can’t see what I’m saying, I fear you never will." I chuckled 😂

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Love that you get it girl ;)

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The Feral Astrologer's avatar

Margaret Atwood also got nothing for the TV adaptation of Handmaids Tale. She spoke about it in an interview with Wealth Simple's magazine several years ago.

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Wild how that happens. Makes you scared to sign anything

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The Feral Astrologer's avatar

Exactly, there was no way she could've known about Netflix, or the media in the future and how her art could be used to make other people money.

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Lauren Gallo's avatar

Okay but honestly, the Lindsay's work is IMMACULATE. It's stunning. I think it's the biggest source of the fascination, that if you didn't know what her face has looked like it seems so so inconspicuous.

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

It’s actually SUCH good work. I’m in awe

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maddbalz's avatar

ok i see seed's toilet stool buuuuut real ones have been using the Squatty Potty for a decade!!

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Ellie Kime's avatar

Came here to say this 🫡

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Love the resonance 😂

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Not the squatty potty! 😂😂😂

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Idinma's avatar

squatty potty supremacy, tbh

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Precious Stephens's avatar

Paris is GLOBAL. I was a Paris Hilton super fan during the Simple Life era (and I grew up in Nigeria, albeit with lots of western media influences). Her current marketing + branding is definitely not US-focused and you’re spot on when you say she's not trying to be cool — I imagine her approach is "been there done that, I'm just trying to make money and be happy now". I wonder how the Simple Life reboot will perform and if it'll do anything for her popularity/status with a younger audience.

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Yeah I’ll for sure tune into the reboot just to see. I also grew up in Nigeria and she WAS a thing, it’s just weird to place here in this current influencer/celeb landscape you know?

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Precious Stephens's avatar

Mhmm, she's a bit of an outlier in this current landscape. Her ongoing success also reminds me that there's a market for everyone (depending on what they're trying to maximize for with their brand). But the end goal is always money. So, go Paris!

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Kate Whalen's avatar

One of my favorite letters you’ve done recently! So well written and you know I love the dataaaa 💌

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Thank you Kate! This one took me a while to put together 🥹

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Arabelle Sicardi's avatar

Functional fragrance as a term has been around a long time mostly used in regards to laundry and soap and the conventional materials of deodorizing - it's interesting to see it rebranded or... modified? in this way? and anyway all fragrance is functional it just functions differently.

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Didn’t know this thanks for sharing and yeah it’s weird to see the turn it’s taken recently. Would love to know more about what you think though. Sometimes I feel crazy for being this bothered. But I’m so pressed about it all !

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Arabelle Sicardi's avatar

I'll write a lil explainer about it in my substack for ya! being bothered is totally ok, I think this is tied to how wellness marketed is being shaped and its a lil sinister

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Courtney's avatar

Such good picks!!! Can’t wait for the next newsletter 🫶🏾

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Working on it!

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Crissy Milazzo's avatar

god i love this title so much

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Love when they just come from my heart!

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Caoilainn Lander's avatar

God you are so right, everything is lifestyle.

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

My mantra atm

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Ava Kay's avatar

microsoft training ai on harper-collins novels… we’re all gonna die

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Miller Henry Grace's avatar

Non-fiction ie. real world data 🤓📚🔖💯

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Creativity surely will

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kiran raphael's avatar

Amazing newsletter as always!

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo's avatar

Danke!

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